Why cry when you can blend?
Beth Dutton doesn’t do green juice or yoga retreats. Her version of self-care comes in a highball glass with dairy, danger, and enough vodka to knock out a small horse.
This shirt is for the ones who know:
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Life is hard.
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Ice cream helps.
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Vodka finishes the job.
Call it a smoothie. Call it therapy. Call it Beth Wisdom.
Product features
– Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
– Crafted with double-needle stitching for durability and longevity.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances attractiveness.
– Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
– Made from high-quality, 100% US cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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